News du Jour

Just what is it with the TV news?

Granted, the Japanese network news programs aren't quite as bad. They at least offer a relatively fair balance of news coverage a good portion of the time (but definitely not ALL the time). But the last time I tried watching CNN and BBC...

World events? BLITVERT MODE!!!!! z-z-z-z-Z I P !

The latest OH, NO, SHOCK on the home front? H O L D I N G P A T T E R N ! ! ! ! !

Had enough? Okay...
Now more from the U.S. presidential photo-op and smear session campaign:
sarahpalinobamasinexperiencedprobablyatowelheadindisguiseoohhorrorsarahpalin
mccainhashisheadstuckupbushsaftshaftsarahpalinecchhewantsanothercoldwar
sarahpalinbidenisapoopyheadsarahpalinwouldtheyhavelikedhillarybettersarahpalin
obamaisdoingevilthingswithhiscampaignmoneysarahpalinmccainwantsawarwithrussia
andiranandnorthkoreaandsarahpalinumimeansarahpalinsaysshedidntreallymeanit
morephotoopssarahpalinwhatcolorisnortthenoseluciferbananabananasarahpalin
theeconomyiseverythingbutterfliesandfalldownnakedinbedsarahpalin

*pant pant pant*

And now for the latest celebrity with an owie on his or her life...which we'll talk about for the next month!!!!!

Anybody else fed up with it? I am. I made a song about it, too:

News du Jour

(Actually, some people have complained that I haven't done any really silly songs for a long time. Hopefully this will satisfy them for a while. It definitely hearkens back to my mid 90s style.)

More info on my Minstrel's Muse site.